Yes, there is a book on How to Avoid Huge Ships.
If it were a treatise written by a gonnagle of the Nac Mac Feegle, you could quite logically assume that it was an explanation of how it is generally easier to make off with a lamb than an ewe. However, this particular instructional manual was apparently written by a captain of a larger vessel who, after years of experience at sea, determined that the education of most small ship mariners was somewhat... deficient... in this particular area.
It looks like it has pretty pictures and everything!
This is not a pointer to the book, though, noble as it might be.
This is a pointer to the comments about the book.
Go now. Go to Amazon. Read the comments.
You may want to put down your coffee first.