Derp Swap

Conversation on the Book of Faces about this here article.
Headline on FB: "Trump weighs mobilizing Nat Guard for immigration roundups"
Actual Headline: "DHS weighed Nat Guard for immigration roundups"
Ah.  Slightly different, I'd say.  (Once again, MSM, this is why people despise you.)

Reaction was swift:
"HE'S GOING TO ROUND EVERYONE UP AND PUT EVERYONE IN FEMA CAMPS AND THEN DECLARE MARTIAL LAW AND RUN FOR A THIRD TERM AS A DICTATOR!!!" 
"Oh... wait... that was when Obama was President...."
"Yeah, I know. It's like half the country decided to swap their most beloved moments of derp with the other."
Edit: I was just going to snark on the reactions, but the article itself...
White House spokesman Sean Spicer said Friday the document was "not a White House document."
"There is no effort to do what is potentially suggested," he said. Spicer called the AP report "100 percent not true, adding that there was "no effort at all to utilize the National Guard to round up unauthorized immigrants."
A DHS official described the document as a very early draft that was not seriously considered and never brought to the secretary for approval.
DHS official described the document as a very early draft that was not seriously considered and never brought to the secretary for approval.
So, apparently any flunky in the DHS can write up whatever they want, have it shot down by their superiors, and yet - somehow - their blatherings are considered to be The Word Of Trump.

Once again: MSM, this is why people despise you.



Oh, geez...

It's my blog anniversary, and it's been something like two and a half months since I've posted anything.

Um... I've been busy?


Here's something to mark the nine year anniversary of ETheo for you:



Yeah, that seems about right.

Now go scarf some cake or something.  Feel free to blame it on me.