Speaking of round numbers... this here is post #1000, which is something of a milestone, I guess. My geeky side cringes a bit at this; the obvious and proper breakpoint would be 1024 (2^10) posts. Most people don't think in base 2, though, so I figured that noting the passing of a mere 10^3 posts would have to do.
So, hey - celebrate! Go on, have yourself a cupcake, or an extra slice of pie, or whatever floats your boat. When your significant other gives you That Look (TM), you can just explain to them that today was the 1000th post on The Embedded Theologian, and really, it would be rude of you not to enjoy your favorite noms in recognition.
And you don't want to be rude, now, do ya? Didn't think so. Enjoy!