You have a new tee time
[obama@ovaloffice ~]$ help obamacare
help: there is no help for `obamacare'.
[obama@ovaloffice ~]# ls -lAS approval_ratings
total 18
-rw-r--r-- 1 obama staff 99 Aug 29 15:58 kittens
-rw-r--r-- 1 obama staff 84 Aug 29 15:58 puppies
-rw-r--r-- 1 obama staff 65 Aug 29 15:59 zimmerman
-rw-r--r-- 1 obama staff 21 Aug 29 15:57 back_to_school
-rw-r--r-- 1 obama staff 20 Aug 29 16:00 miley
-rw-r--r-- 1 obama staff 11 Aug 29 15:57 cancer
-rw-r--r-- 1 obama staff 10 Aug 29 16:00 weiner
-rw-r--r-- 1 obama staff 7 Aug 29 16:00 bloomberg
-rw-r--r-- 1 obama staff 6 Aug 29 15:57 congress
-rw-r--r-- 1 obama staff 0 Aug 29 15:54 president
[obama@ovaloffice ~]$ cd ~/distractions
[obama@ovaloffice ~/distractions]$ gcc MiddleEast.c
MiddleEast.c:1:25: error: ForeignPolicy: No such file or directory
[obama@ovaloffice ~/distractions]$ touch ForeignPolicy
[obama@ovaloffice ~/distractions]$ file ForeignPolicy
ForeignPolicy: empty
[obama@ovaloffice ~/distractions]$ gcc MiddleEast.c
/var/tmp//ccbpsvLw.o(.text+0xa): In function `Syria':
error: too few arguments to function `effectively'
error: size of array `Russia' is too large
error: size of array `China' is too large
warning: unused variable `Congressional_review_and_approval'
error: undefined reference to `UK_support'
error: undefined reference to `exit_strategy'/var/tmp//ccbpsvLw.o(.text+0x1a): In function `Egypt':
error: `support_for_Egyptian_military' undeclared
warning: `disgust_with_USA' overflows storage
error: undefined reference to `stable_government'
/var/tmp//ccbpsvLw.o(.text+0x1a): In function `Israel':
error: previous implicit declaration of `support'
warning: declaration of `support' shadows a previous declaration
/var/tmp//ccbpsvLw.o(.text+0x1a): In function `Saudi_Arabia':
warning: conversion from ‘handshake' to ‘bow' may alter its value
[obama@ovaloffice ~/distractions]$ date
Thu Aug 29 15:00:01 EDT 2013
[obama@ovaloffice ~/distractions]$ golf
logout
Connection to ovaloffice closed.
1 comment:
Ooooh. That's good, me like.
userdel -r obama
rm -rf /current_administration
reboot -y
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