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Last login: Wed Jul  3 03:02:23 2013 from 165.254.44.88
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[obama@ovaloffice ~]$ help obamacare
help: there is no help for `obamacare'.


[obama@ovaloffice ~]# ls -lAS approval_ratings

total 18
-rw-r--r--  1 obama  staff  99 Aug 29 15:58 kittens
-rw-r--r--  1 obama  staff  84 Aug 29 15:58 puppies
-rw-r--r--  1 obama  staff  65 Aug 29 15:59 zimmerman
-rw-r--r--  1 obama  staff  21 Aug 29 15:57 back_to_school
-rw-r--r--  1 obama  staff  20 Aug 29 16:00 miley
-rw-r--r--  1 obama  staff  11 Aug 29 15:57 cancer
-rw-r--r--  1 obama  staff  10 Aug 29 16:00 weiner
-rw-r--r--  1 obama  staff   7 Aug 29 16:00 bloomberg
-rw-r--r--  1 obama  staff   6 Aug 29 15:57 congress
-rw-r--r--  1 obama  staff   0 Aug 29 15:54 president

[obama@ovaloffice ~]$ cd ~/distractions


[obama@ovaloffice ~/distractions]$ gcc MiddleEast.c
MiddleEast.c:1:25: error: ForeignPolicy: No such file or directory

[obama@ovaloffice ~/distractions]$ touch ForeignPolicy

[obama@ovaloffice ~/distractions]file ForeignPolicy
ForeignPolicy: empty

[obama@ovaloffice ~/distractions]gcc MiddleEast.c
/var/tmp//ccbpsvLw.o(.text+0xa): In function `Syria':
  error: too few arguments to function `effectively'
  error: size of array `Russia' is too large
  error: size of array `China' is too large
  warning: unused variable `Congressional_review_and_approval'
  error: undefined reference to `UK_support'
  error: undefined reference to `exit_strategy'
/var/tmp//ccbpsvLw.o(.text+0x1a): In function `Egypt':
  error: `support_for_Egyptian_military' undeclared
  warning: `disgust_with_USA' overflows storage
  error: undefined reference to `stable_government'
/var/tmp//ccbpsvLw.o(.text+0x1a): In function `Israel':
  error: previous implicit declaration of `support'
  warning: declaration of `support' shadows a previous declaration
/var/tmp//ccbpsvLw.o(.text+0x1a): In function `Saudi_Arabia':
  warning: conversion from ‘handshake' to ‘bow' may alter its value

[obama@ovaloffice ~/distractions]$ date
Thu Aug 29 15:00:01 EDT 2013

[obama@ovaloffice ~/distractions]$ golf
logout
Connection to ovaloffice closed.



2 comments:

Borepatch said...

Win

Wandering Neurons said...

Ooooh. That's good, me like.
userdel -r obama
rm -rf /current_administration
reboot -y