Glanced at briefly, filed away for future reading, and presented here for your edutainment.
- Huh. Planned Parenthood says that they don't do mammograms. I'm sure they're mistaken, since pretty much every liberal friend of mine absolutely knows that they do them.
- If you're interested in success, got to college for engineering, computer science or math. Or, y'know, you can major in puppetry and... well, not succeed. Your choice.
- Or you could always try to get a "job" at a stimulus-funded "green" battery manufacturer, where you can "work" at playing cards while you pay off that puppetry loan. Then you'll certainly be a "success" and really "enjoy" your "life".
- Only in America.
- Not Optimal.
- Avenge Me.