Nell Fenwick Presumed Safe

Snidely Whiplash stil at large.  But the stolen maple syrup has been recovered!
Contents of 16,000 45-gallon barrels, siphoned off and reported stolen from a central distribution centre in August, have been found...

While Sergeant Daniel Thibodeau of the SQ could do no more than confirm that a search warrant “had been executed,” sources told The Gazette that an “important” amount of product was found in a maple syrup processing and exporting facility in Kedgwick, NB.

The barrels in the storage facility in Saint-Louis-de-Blandford, which is located 160 kilometres northeast of Montreal, near Victoriaville, were not taken outright but rather drained of their contents. The theft was discovered Aug. 24.
I know that this will come as a relief to many of you, and I am glad to be the bearer of good tidings. You may rest easy now; the RCMP always gets their man.

Or, y'know, syrup.

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