Law of Headlines

Either Betteridge's or Davis' law, depending on who you ask:

Betteridge's Law of Headlines is an adage that states, "Any headline which ends in a question mark can be answered by the word 'no'".

Let's see...

• Can Obama Be a Superstar? No.
• Presidential debate: Will the Obama of 'change' show up this time? Non.
• Will Obama Get His Groove Back? Nyet.
• Can Obama Channel His Inner FDR? Nu-uh.
• Could second presidential debate reset the race? Negatory.
• POINT BLANK: Obama Vs. Romney Round 2, Does it Matter?  Nope.

Works for me.