Ace Ventura VI : Return of the Snark


I'm selling this Jim Carrey Autographed B&W 8X10 Photo (mint condition) in hopes that I sell it for enough to buy a GUN to protect my family. 
I'm thinking of getting the Glock G30S .45 ACP Pistol which retails for $640 U.S. Hopefully I can get at least that much for the autographed photo. If it sells for more than I'll get a laser sight for it and take some gun safety classes and get my "concealed carry" permit.
The Snark is strong with this one.

I'm just a poor software developer, but I'm sure there's someone out there with some extra cash on hand who could help this man divest himself of his now sullied property.  Seems like it would make a pretty good dartboard, f'rinstance.


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