U.S. Cancels Regular Drone Strikes on Saturdays

U.S. Cancels Regular Drone Strikes on Saturdays

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Citing budgetary concerns, the United States announced today that it would discontinue regular Saturday drone strikes on U.S. citizens, beginning in 2014. In announcing the decision, the White House spokesman Jay Carney acknowledged that the cutback...

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