Well, not really. He's more interested in your stuff.
Well... no. That's a lie. He'd much rather that you take your tacky belongings, sell them to some other chump, and then send him a little folding green, if you know what I mean.
So show your loyalty - have a Yard Sale for Obama!
Grab something.
What's the one thing you'll sell to get our president re-elected? Can't decide? Sell them both.
Sell it.
On Craigslist, easy peasy. With friends in your front yard, that counts. Just turn those hidden gems into cash.
Donate.
Whatever you make, how much you'll give is your call. All donations are direct via the official grassroots fundraising page on BarackObama.com
Or, you know, you could just get married and earmark your gifts for the Dear Leader. That works, too.
Remember - money is evil! Give it all to Obama so he can keep you safe from it!
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