A Nose Makes You Old

Emoticons with noses are historically older. Since it is words that unite and distinguish clusters, this means that people who use old-fashion noses also use a different vocabulary—nose users don’t mention Bieber or omg.
My assumption is that if someone avoids capitalization like a plague, they're probably under 20.

If they avoid obvious txt-speak abbreviations ('l8r', 'cu', etc.) then they're probably over 30.

If they actually make use of punctuation, they're probably over 40.

If they use proper grammar, they're probably a schoolteacher.  Because, honestly - if ending a sentence with a preposition is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

Moi?  Smileys with noses, proper capitalization, no txt-speak, proper punctuation and lousy grammar.  

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