Wait, no. Eldest Daughter, Middle Daughter, Youngest Daughter... sheesh. I will really need a whole array of orbital death options for when these girls start dating. It will cost a pretty penny, I'm sure, but you know what? I am quite all right with that.
A kiss on the hand may be quite continental, but orbital nuclear death rays are a Dad's best friend.
From "Scenes From a Multiverse":
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