Collapsing economy, protests, police brutality, the whole slo-mo failure of yet another socialist experiment, yadda yadda. You might not have caught the 15 seconds the Big Three devoted to it just before their in-depth exposé on the latest Beiber story.
I am absolutely, positively sure that it would have worked out absolutely perfectly this time... if they had just had the Right People in charge. Funny how the Wrong People keep messing up the perfection of the socialist state, isn't it?
Socialism™! Ask for it by name!
Then run like hell.