This year, I got the lovely Mrs. Robb something special for Valentine's day. Well, you know. When I say that I got something for her, really, I mean that I got something for us. Something we can enjoy together. The way that married couples often do, if you get my drift...
Of course I mean quality range time. Sheesh! Get your mind out of the gutter.
And for those thinking that I am some kind of non-romantic jerk for getting my bride of twenty plus years a brick of ammo, let me tell you... you do not know her like I do. Chocolate and flowers would have elicited a half-hearted "meh".
Giving her the gift of BLAM!™, though? Priceless.