Lead as an Aphrodisiac

This year, I got the lovely Mrs. Robb something special for Valentine's day.  Well, you know.  When I say that I got something for her, really, I mean that I got something for us.  Something we can enjoy together.  The way that married couples often do, if you get my drift...

Of course I mean quality range time.  Sheesh!  Get your mind out of the gutter.

And for those thinking that I am some kind of non-romantic jerk for getting my bride of twenty plus years a brick of ammo, let me tell you... you do not know her like I do.  Chocolate and flowers would have elicited a half-hearted "meh".

Giving her the gift of BLAM!™, though? Priceless.

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