[ The phone rings. SMB Server picks up. ]
SMB Server : Hello?
SMB Client : Hello! Can we talk? I speak a dozen different dialects! Pick one!
SMB Server : Oh, sure! How about German? I speak that the best.
SMB Client : English it is, then!
SMB Server : Wait, I said... Ah, never mind. I'll speak English. What can I do for you?
SMB Client : Can you handez-vous das datei over yonder, señor?
SMB Server : ...
SMB Server : There's something seriously wrong with you, kid.
[ SMB Server hangs up. ]