My Day...

[ The phone rings.  SMB Server picks up. ]

SMB Server : Hello?

SMB Client : Hello!  Can we talk?  I speak a dozen different dialects!  Pick one!

SMB Server : Oh, sure!  How about German?  I speak that the best.

SMB Client : English it is, then!

SMB Server : Wait, I said... Ah, never mind. I'll speak English.  What can I do for you?

SMB Client : Can you handez-vous das datei over yonder, señor?

SMB Server : ...

SMB Server : There's something seriously wrong with you, kid.

[ SMB Server hangs up. ]

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