Round Numbers


Speaking of round numbers... this here is post #1000, which is something of a milestone, I guess.  My geeky side cringes a bit at this; the obvious and proper breakpoint would be 1024 (2^10) posts.  Most people don't think in base 2, though, so I figured that noting the passing of a mere 10^3 posts would have to do.

So, hey - celebrate!  Go on, have yourself a cupcake, or an extra slice of pie, or whatever floats your boat.  When your significant other gives you That Look (TM), you can just explain to them that today was the 1000th post on The Embedded Theologian, and really, it would be rude of you not to enjoy your favorite noms in recognition.

And you don't want to be rude, now, do ya?  Didn't think so.  Enjoy!

Channeling Bocephus

As a someone who grew up listening to country music (among other things), I appreciated coming across Nobody Sasses a Girl in Glasses.  The GiG spends a bit of time discussing and defending country music:
About a year ago, a friend from college forwarded me this rather long chain of overwrought analyses of country music by people who once heard a country song on the radio and thought, now here's something to politically over-analyze... 
All these people - sorry, I obviously mean folks - agree that country music is really parochial and stodgy, and so perhaps represents the psychology of conservatives, who we know are parochial and stodgy and also country music fans.
I think she absolutely captures and distills the spirit of country music here:
Country music has in fact heard of and experienced Manhattan and corporate finance and divorce and the importance of whole grains in a healthy diet, and it is not impressed or convinced that these things supersede its own narratives.
Ah-yep.  RTWT, if you have the time.  She has a lot more to say on the subject, and she says it well... though maybe not as succinctly as Hank managed.


Greetings, Program

Last login: Wed Jul  3 03:02:23 2013 from 165.254.44.88
You have a new tee time

[obama@ovaloffice ~]$ help obamacare
help: there is no help for `obamacare'.


[obama@ovaloffice ~]# ls -lAS approval_ratings

total 18
-rw-r--r--  1 obama  staff  99 Aug 29 15:58 kittens
-rw-r--r--  1 obama  staff  84 Aug 29 15:58 puppies
-rw-r--r--  1 obama  staff  65 Aug 29 15:59 zimmerman
-rw-r--r--  1 obama  staff  21 Aug 29 15:57 back_to_school
-rw-r--r--  1 obama  staff  20 Aug 29 16:00 miley
-rw-r--r--  1 obama  staff  11 Aug 29 15:57 cancer
-rw-r--r--  1 obama  staff  10 Aug 29 16:00 weiner
-rw-r--r--  1 obama  staff   7 Aug 29 16:00 bloomberg
-rw-r--r--  1 obama  staff   6 Aug 29 15:57 congress
-rw-r--r--  1 obama  staff   0 Aug 29 15:54 president

[obama@ovaloffice ~]$ cd ~/distractions


[obama@ovaloffice ~/distractions]$ gcc MiddleEast.c
MiddleEast.c:1:25: error: ForeignPolicy: No such file or directory

[obama@ovaloffice ~/distractions]$ touch ForeignPolicy

[obama@ovaloffice ~/distractions]file ForeignPolicy
ForeignPolicy: empty

[obama@ovaloffice ~/distractions]gcc MiddleEast.c
/var/tmp//ccbpsvLw.o(.text+0xa): In function `Syria':
  error: too few arguments to function `effectively'
  error: size of array `Russia' is too large
  error: size of array `China' is too large
  warning: unused variable `Congressional_review_and_approval'
  error: undefined reference to `UK_support'
  error: undefined reference to `exit_strategy'
/var/tmp//ccbpsvLw.o(.text+0x1a): In function `Egypt':
  error: `support_for_Egyptian_military' undeclared
  warning: `disgust_with_USA' overflows storage
  error: undefined reference to `stable_government'
/var/tmp//ccbpsvLw.o(.text+0x1a): In function `Israel':
  error: previous implicit declaration of `support'
  warning: declaration of `support' shadows a previous declaration
/var/tmp//ccbpsvLw.o(.text+0x1a): In function `Saudi_Arabia':
  warning: conversion from ‘handshake' to ‘bow' may alter its value

[obama@ovaloffice ~/distractions]$ date
Thu Aug 29 15:00:01 EDT 2013

[obama@ovaloffice ~/distractions]$ golf
logout
Connection to ovaloffice closed.



Yeah. Not Feeling Too Close Right Now.


And the men who hold high places 
Must be the ones who start 
To mould a new reality 
Closer to the heart 
Closer to the heart 

The blacksmith and the artist 
Reflect it in their art 
Forge their creativity 
Closer to the heart 
Yeah, it's closer to the heart 

Philosophers and ploughmen 
Each must know his part 
To sow a new mentality 
Closer to the heart 
Yeah, it's closer to the heart 

You can be the captain and 
I will draw the chart 
Sailing into destiny 
Closer to the heart 

C25K: Week 1, Day 1

So, the Eldest Daughter and I got up off the couch and embarked upon our 5K journey today.  On the menu for this first week: three days, each one consisting of 60 seconds of jogging and 90 seconds of walking for a total of 20 minutes.  Add in a five minute warmup walk before hand and another five minute cooldown walk at the end, and that's a good half hour of movement.

I put the free C25K trainer app from Zen Labs on my phone, and we headed out to our starting point up the road, where there's a nice little neighborhood to run in.  It has all the qualities a beginning runner could want in a course.  Quiet, virtually zero traffic, and most especially, practically flat.  The later condition is a particularly nice bonus here in western Pennsylvania.

All that we really had to do was start up the trainer, and do what it told us to do.  When the nice lady on my phone said "run", we ran.  When the nice lady said "walk", we walked.  Easy peasy!


Well.  That's the theory, anyways.  In practice, there was a whole lot more effort involved.  If I wanted to describe the actual event itself as it unfolded, I would have to haul out terms like "wheezing", "panting", and "physical wreck of a human being"... but not terms like "regurgitation", "dry heaves" and "collapse", which makes me feel quite happy.

As for Eldest Daughter, she is in far, far better shape than I am, as witnessed by the fact that she could manage to talk in between the jogging sessions. [1]  Me?  I just gasped.  Yet, despite my obvious physical flaws, we managed to finish our first day or running without any major catastrophes.  

Initial impression: They nailed this.  I am their target demographic.

I started off thinking that I might have to repeat this first week a couple of times to get up to speed.  I mean, I'm a sedentary middle aged desk jockey, for crying out loud.  I'm not even a level 1 runner; I'm more like a level 0 runner with d4 HP and a CON penalty.

However... twice while we were jogging, just as I thought, "That's it, I'm done, I can't run any more", the trainer app chimed and told me "Start walking".  A couple of other times, just as I was thinking, "Just a few more steps, come on..." the same thing happened.  Overall, it seems like the routine pushed me just as hard as it could, without pushing me to the point of feeling discouraged.

As far as I'm concerned, that's a pretty major win.  Not being able to keep up with the very first day's workout would have been incredibly demotivating.  As it stands, though, I finished up and thought, "Holy cow.  I can do this!"

Seriously.  I never thought I'd say this, but I'm excited about this now.  I'm looking forward to the next time we get to go out.  I've already done it once, so I know I can do it again... and after that, it's just a matter of doing it step by step until I get to the end.

[1] She's a teenage girl.  If she ever stopped talking for more than a few minutes, I think I'd be alarmed enough that I'd take her to the ER.

What Fools These Senators Be

No one at the NSA has ever abused their surveillance capabilities.  Well, maybe a couple of times.  Really no more than a handful.  Of course, according to Dianne Feinstein,
As I have said previously, the committee has never identified an instance in which the NSA has intentionally abused its authority to conduct surveillance for inappropriate purposes. 
To quote Mike Masnick, "In the meantime, the NSA just made Senator Feinstein look like a complete fool."

Well, you know, Mike... fish, barrel, and all that.

More to the point, as a friend on Facebook pointed out, "I don't like the implication here that she isn't a complete fool."

Le Roi est mort. Vive le Roi!

Writing about Hillary Clinton as the prospective Democratic presidential candidate, Camille Paglia asks “What exactly has she ever accomplished?” 
Camille, Camille, Camille. 
Would anyone have asked, upon George III’s accession to the Kingship, “What exactly has he ever accomplished?” 
Would anyone have asked, when Marie Antoinette became the Queen of France, “What exactly has she ever accomplished?” 
Would anyone have asked, when Lord Cardigan was named commander of the Light Brigade and his brother-in-law the Earl of Lucan was named overall British cavalry commander in the Crimean War,  ”What exactly have they ever accomplished?” (Well, a few people did, but they were pretty much ignored)
Camille, your question reflects the mindset of an earlier America in which it was widely believed that leaders should be selected based on their actual accomplishments.
Given the energetic yawns of the MSM with regards to Benghazi, Fast & Furious, the IRS scandals, and the NSA (to name a few), I honestly believe that the upcoming elections in 2014/2016 may be our last shot at maintaining our republic.  If we can't muster up enough gumption and support to put a boot to a few bottoms and string up some political careers, we might as well just admit that it's time to throw in the towel.

However... if we ever do decide to chuck the Constitution in the shredder and go back to the idea of ruling families, I hope that we would at least do it properly.  Britain has a perfectly good set of royals that they're willing to share, after all.  And frankly, Queen Liz [1] is a whole heck of a lot more interesting than Hillary has ever been or ever will be.

[1] No disrespect intended, yer majesty.  Informal vocabulary is just part of our quaint colonial charm.

Mistext of the Day


C25K

So.

Apparently, this is A Thing.



More specifically, it is A Thing that I will be doing with my eldest daughter, starting next week.

Oy.

Hopefully getting into a running routine (while also avoiding snacks between meals) will help improve my general health, well-being, and allow me to loose those 20-30 pounds of tasty, tasty carbs that I'm currently lugging around.

Let's see how it works out.  It certainly seem simple enough that even I should be abel to keep up with it.  You can see the schedule for the first two weeks below.  Plus, y'know.  Daughter.  Can't let her down.  Even if I might be willing to slack off on my own part, I've got another reason entirely to make it work.

WeekWorkout 1Workout 2Workout 3
1Brisk five-minute warmup walk. Then alternate 60 seconds of jogging and 90 seconds of walking for a total of 20 minutes.Brisk five-minute warmup walk. Then alternate 60 seconds of jogging and 90 seconds of walking for a total of 20 minutes.Brisk five-minute warmup walk. Then alternate 60 seconds of jogging and 90 seconds of walking for a total of 20 minutes.
2Brisk five-minute warmup walk. Then alternate 90 seconds of jogging and two minutes of walking for a total of 20 minutes.Brisk five-minute warmup walk. Then alternate 90 seconds of jogging and two minutes of walking for a total of 20 minutes.Brisk five-minute warmup walk. Then alternate 90 seconds of jogging and two minutes of walking for a total of 20 minutes.

Help keep me honest, folks.

"Hey, What's That Red Neon Flashing Light For?"


Martin Petherbridge, Raleigh’s lead auditor, must have felt like a voice in the wilderness in 2011 as he tried to warn city officials that there were problems with a business incubator in Southeast Raleigh, which was getting a combination of federal and state dollars and grants.
The incubator, called the Raleigh Business & Technology Center Inc., has been through a whirlwind of problems including eviction, money moving around without much oversight – including to an organization founded by the center’s director – and people in its building not paying rent.
The story is simple: An organization got public money, didn’t manage it well – actually, it appears to have managed it with a reckless disregard for the fact that it came from taxpayers – and in the end the mismanagement ruined the organization. Police now are investigating the organization for possible fraud.
Geez. By those standards, three-quarters of the programs that the various levels of government fund should be under investigation.

Not that that would be a bad thing, mind you.