"Ye cannae change the laws o' physics!"

Nor can liberals avoid the consequences of Quinn's First Law:

Liberalism always generates the exact opposite of its stated intent.

Just some recent examples:

• Obamacare will reduce emergency room usage!  Not so much.
• Well... at least it will let more people get insurance coverage!  Bzzzzt, try again.
• Anti-bullying programs reduce bullying!  Oh, really?
• Gun ownership leads to gun violence!  Yeah, right.
• Avoiding new pipelines will limit environmental damage!  Or not.

I swear, it's like a shooting fish in a barrel.