Snark, Industrial Grade, 1 Post Of

Over at ITINIDKWI, Barry hits this one out of the park.
Dear Prospective Vendor,
Thank you for your interest in supplying goods and/or services to me. 
In order to gauge your suitability as a supplier, I’m going to need you to fill out this questionnaire explaining your position on some key political and social wedge issues: abortion, gun control, immigration reform, gay marriage, drug policy, the national surveillance state, and more... 
There is an essay portion, but really, the only thing that’s good for is either a groveling apology or extended Maoist ritual self-criticism in the event that we disagree about something (and clearly, you’d be the person in the wrong there.)
Go.  RTWT.

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