Hey, HP? I'm willing to leave my current job and take over your printer software division. I may be the first VP of yours that has to list tar & feathers as a monthly budgetary requirement, though. At least until I can get y'all straightened out.
See, you supply printers. Which are devices for taking ink, and applying it to paper. For the vast majority of your customers, you are not - I repeat, not - in the business of supplying printing experiences. I'd suspect that at least 90% of your customers would describe a "printing experience" as something in the vicinity of "When I tell it to print, it prints. At which point I can get on with my life."
I'm just sayin'.
Go ahead, give me a holler. I have quite reasonable rates. Aside from the tar & feathers, that is.
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