No, I'm talking about a conspiracy of unimaginable depth. One that will, eventually, shake the foundations of the world and result in a new symbol of unimaginable nightmare... one that will become a universal icon of fear for a thousand generations to come.
I'm speaking, of course, of the Gormogons and the coming Hello Kitty apocalypse.
Witness here, for the first time, as the weapons of the New Hello Kitty Hegemony are revealed:
Actually, that's kind of cute.
Seriously, though - get on the good side of the conspiracy now. While you still can.