An old-ish (three years!) parody from Jim Treacher.
I am given to understand that this only touches on his vast prophetic powers. Mr. Treacher is reportedly also able to predict - with 100% reliability, mind you - whether a rock tossed into the air will fall to the earth, and whether or not a person will become wet after immersing themselves in water!
It's just plan eerie, I tell you.