Presidential Campaigning Made Simple

Mr. Correia has a simple, straightforward, and clear set of criteria for selecting a presidential candidate.  I'm giving serious consideration to adopting his standards as my own, for what I think are obvious reasons...
Which ever presidential candidate steps forward and boldly proclaims that he’s willing to respond to Nigerian spammers with nuclear weapons has my vote.
Mmmmmm!  Nuclear fried spammer sounds delicious.

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