You Know, It Kind of Makes Sense...

Given his plummeting poll numbers and recent nag-a-thon push for his latest jobs bill, I'm starting to think that Obama may be too subtle for all of us mere peons.  It looks an awful lot like he's giving up the idea of  another four years in the White House, and has decided instead that his best bet for continued employment is to take over Jerry Lewis' position as the MDA Telethon host.

Seriously - it's got to seem like a win-win situation for everyone involved.  He's the obvious successor to Jerry, after all.  Aside from his massive experience begging for money, the French apparently love him, while everyone else in the world can't understand his sense of humor.  Plus, he's already demonstrated that he can handle a grueling three-day work week of fund raising in between vacations.  Just make sure he's got a teleprompter available for all his ad-libbed lines, and I'm sure it would work out just fine.

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