I Mourn for the Republic

Apparently, blog spam using the names of current celebrities is about 20x more effective in increasing traffic than a direct reference on a popular political blog.

Shucks

I send a note off to Ghettoputer over at the Gormogons, because I thought he'd find my snarky comment from yesterday mildly interesting.

And I get a whole post in reply, where he does, in fact, explain the difference between public sector unions and private companies. The unclear intent of my original comment was an attempt to imply that public sector unions are, superficially, no different from public companies. 'Puter does an excellent job of showing that there are differences, and why they matter.

At which point, I have to admit that (a) he's far, far, far more erudite than I am, and (b) he makes excellent points regarding source of capital. Oh, and (c) he's probably better looking than I am, too, dagnabit.

An interesting comparison

Via the Gormogons, in an post on public teacher's unions:

Unions have but one function: improve their members' wages, benefits and work conditions at all costs.

Compare this to the statement:

Public companies have but one function: improve their investor's earnings.

Explain to me how the two statements are fundamentally different, and how we can hold one voluntary organization of individuals who are primarily concerned with making money to be better or worse than another voluntary organization of individuals who are primarily concerned with making money.

It's Alive!

Page hits are up nearly 400% in the last 12 hours (from 4/day up to 19/day, woohoo!) with the search terms for the last day showing me that we've had people hit the blog looking for:

1. jon stewart (6)

2. glenn beck (5)

3. bianca kajlich (2)

4. anna malova 3/2010 arrest (1)

5. john stewart glenn beck kennedy (1)

6. jon stewart glenn beck (1)

7. jon stewart slams glenn beck (1)

8. power to become the sons of god (1)

9. taylor momsen (1)

Not a whole lot of damage there. But look! Now I've mentioned Taylor Momsen, Jon Stewart, Glenn Beck and Bianca Kajlich twice in one day, in two different posts. That's got to be worth something, you'd think. I'll have to check back tomorrow.

I have to admit that I'm a bit disappointed that nobody seems to care about John Travolta's poor dog, though.

Jon Stewart Slams Glenn Beck

In the interest of full disclosure, I should point out that while I did not write that title, neither did Taylor Momsen (whoever, or whatever, that is). Why am I blathering about Jon Stewart, Glenn Beck and Taylor Momsen? Call it an experiment.

Quite frankly, there should probably be some other juciy tags in here besides Steward, Beck and Momsen (again - who? No, don't tell me, I have a feeling I don't want to know). Apparently Anna Malova is popular these days, too. No, she wasn't on Dancing With the Stars; instead, she's apparently some Russian supermodel or some such who got arrested on drug charges. Wow - who would have ever thought... nah. I'll leave the sarcasm to Glenn Beck and John Stewart (and Taylor Momsen, whoever that may be).

Let's see, what else is out there - oh, there's Campbell Brown who's apprently no longer attached to CNN because of bad ratings. I guess that John Stewart and Glenn Beck are really eating their lunch, eh? Other big news of the day includes the fact that John Travolta and Kelly Preston's dogs were killed in a tragic accident at an airport, where they were run over.

Gosh, I can see how that riveting piece of news can even eclipse the fact that Kelly Preston is apparently pregnant again. Or the attack on the Bagram air base, or the PA 2010 election results (hey hey hey, goooodbye Arlen Specter! Yeah! You got creamed by someone who sounds like a refugee from the Land of the Lost, buddy boy!) Buried somewhere in the news is the fact that Mary Richardson Kennedy (Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.'s, wife) was arrested for drunk driving. No indication about whether she was at the airport where John Travolta and Kelly Preston's dogs were killed in a tragic accident, though.

To wrap up this execrable stream of consciousness, I should point out that I have really no idea who Chris Dudley and Christa Miller are, though I think that Bianca Kajlich is.. nope, no idea who she is, either. I'm sure that John Stewart, Glenn Beck and Taylor Momsen know, though! All I can guess is that they'd never end up on Dancing With the Stars, The Biggest Looser, or Deadliest Warrior.

There. That's a good bit of searchable text loaded with random headline-grabbing keywords and search terms. Let's see how hard Google bites on it now!

Most Excellent

Mike Flynn's "De moralitate atheorum" - a most excellent an (for me, at least) timely article on reason and faith. Given that I've spent the last few days contemplating and studying this topic, it's a definite win for me.

Mike's the author of the award-winning science fiction novel Eifelheim, which was a wonderfully entertaining and interesting book. I particularly appreciated portrayal and explanations of medieval Christian beliefs and reasoning. Oddly enough, I was reading his blog long before I realized he was an author. It was strange to realize that this random guy on the internet who's writing I appreciated was the same guy who wrote the novel I had just finished.

While there are many SF and fantasy authors that I think I'd enjoy chatting with (or arguing vehemently with, in some cases), Mike's definitely moving himself to the top of the "genuinely interesting and charming persons" list.

Postscript: I wanted to check my facts before commenting further... and indeed, Mr. Flynn is a fellow Pennsylvanian. It's a big state, so I can hardly claim that he's a neighbor. Despite that, I can be happy that this geographic coincidence (ever so slightly) increases the chances of someday being able to enjoy his company around a campfire some lazy summer evening.

Image is everything

"And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness..." - Genesis 1:26

For those who don't know, I teach a weekly Bible study at a (somewhat) local Veteran's Center as part of our church's ministries. We just finished up a study of the book of Malachi, and started in on an examination of what it means to be "made in God's image".

The Hebew word used for "image" in Genesis 1:26 is tselem (צלם) - meaning image or likeness. It's used in the OT to speak about representative images - idols of false gods, for example; or for statues or other items that are the representations of real things.

The Hebrew word used for "likeness" in the same passage is dĕmuwth (דמות) meaning... well, likeness. Another translation is "similitude", meaning a similarity or resemblance to something else. In engineering, a model is said to have similitude with what it's supposed to be modeling if it behaves the same way under stress. So a model bridge will ideally demonstrate similitude with a real bridge, in that when similar forces are placed on the model and the real bridge, they will react the same way.

These two ideas give us a good indication about what the Bible says about man being created "in God's image". We are like God, in some essential ways. We were meant to be a representation of God, and to react to things the way that God reacts to them.

We spent last week taking about what this doesn't mean. I don't think that "made in God's image" means that God has two arms, two legs, one head, eyes, ears, a nose, etc. Simply put, that's ridiculous. If God has a body, where was it before He created the universe? Yes, the Bible uses figurative language to describe God as if He had a physical body, but I think that's clearly metaphorical and poetic.

More to the point, God created man and woman in His image. Genesis 1:27 says that, "So God created man in his [own] image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them." I think it's pretty clear that mankind, represented by man and woman, are created in the image of God. Since there are some rather distinct physical differences between men and women (thankfully!), there must be some way other than the merely physical that we are created "in the image" of God.

Finally, in a related passage in the NT, we're told that the ultimate promise of God to every person who puts their faith in Jesus Christ is that they will be "conformed to the image of His son" (Romans 8:29). Since this promise applies to all believers, you either have to think that all Christian women are eventually going to end up as Jewish males, or maybe - just maybe - there's some other meaning of "image" here that we're supposed to understand.

So, what other ways are we "made in the image" of God? Well, we're rational, thinking beings. In Isaiah 1:18, the Bible says, "Come now, and let us reason together, saith the LORD..." God thinks, we think. We're not only capable of reason, but God has made us capable of understanding His reasoning. That's one way that we're made in His image.

We're also made in God's image emotionally. God loves us, and sent His son to redeem us. God gets angry at sin. God sorrows and grieves. So, there's another way we're made in His image - we feel the same emotions that God does (and more besides, unfortunately... pride, envy, covetousness).

Then there's individuality. As human beings, we all have a strong sense of self. We know who we are; we are aware of our own being. That may not seem to be very significant, but it's emphasized over and over again in the scriptures that we are, each one of us, individuals. God doesn't care about mankind as a whole, except in so far as he cares about each and every man, woman, and child as an individual. Every person is important to Him, and our individuality and sense of self is, I think, a reflection of the image of God.

Then there's relationally. God said, "Let us make man in our image..." back In The Beginning. There are lines of relationship between God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit, and lines of submission: the Son yields to the will of the Father, the Holy Spirit yields to the will of the Son. When God creates mankind, He creates man and woman, intending from the start that there be a relationship between them. As human beings, we establish relationships with God, with His creation, and with the other men and women in the world.

There's more, of course. Intellectually, emotionally, individually, relationally, though, we're made in the image of God. I expect we'll have some interesting times at the Bible study in the next few weeks as we continue to explore what the Bible says about how we're made in God's image, and how understanding that will affect our day to day lives.

Open Source is Hard

I'm a very lucky guy, in that for the last 17 years or so, I've been gainfully employed as a software developer. Or, to put it another way, for 17 years, I've managed to reliably get people to pay me to play with computers all day.

That's pretty awesome.

You know what else is pretty awesome? Open source software (OSS). Software that folks like me have developed, and then given away for other people to use. Throughout my career as a software developer, I've been using OSS in one form or another. This has included stuff like the Apache web server, Cygwin, Linux, FreeBSD, gcc, and a whole host of other neat stuff. I spent five years working for a company that was pretty much built on top of OSS, and my current company is also heavily invested in the same (FreeBSD, specifically).

I say all that as a prefix, just to let you know where I stand. I like OSS, it's really amazingly cool, and it's been my bread and butter for a good portion of my adult life.

That said... OSS is also hard.

Not necessarily hard to use, mind you, though there are software packages that are... um. Less polished than others. Not even hard to customize, change, or even fix when something goes wrong. That's what my employers pay me to do, after all - I'd be doing it one way or another, with open source or without; and if my choice is between spending 3 days tracking down and fixing a bug in some OSS package, vs. spending six months writing something from scratch that will have new and unique bugs, well, I know which one I'm picking.

Here's the rub: in a lot of cases, there's a desire to give something back- specifically, to contribute code to a project that you've been using. After all, someone's given you something for free - it would be downright churlish to not reciprocate, don't you think? So a lot of developers who use OSS are more than willing to contribute back to the projects that they work with.

There's a lot of motivation to do so, to. Personally, there's professional credit - being able to point at a project like the Linux kernel, and say, "I contributed to that." In terms of my employers, there's always been a simplicity motive as well. If we fix a bug in or add a useful feature to something we're using, then contribute it back to the original project, we're actually gaining something. We now have software that does what we want, the way we want, and we don't have to maintain it ourselves. When the next version of the OSS software is released, it will (hopefully!) have our changes in it, and that's that - we can just download it, install it, and use it.

Here's why I'm writing: some people really don't understand what goes on in the gap between "Gee, we'd like to contribute this change to project Foo" and the point where the project Foo maintainers actually take the code and put it into their software. Just so you can get an idea, here's a short example...

Let's say I find a bug in project Foo. It's been giving us fits at work for a while, and we finally tracked it down. After some research, experimentation and testing, I've got a fix for the bug, and we build a version of project Foo that we can use without the hassles we were dealing with originally.

Now I've got to convince the Responsible People in the company that the stuff we did for project Foo wasn't part of the company's core intellectual or business property. In other words, it has to be something that's more or less completely useless to my current employers in order for them to consider giving it away. Makes sense, right? As time goes on, and more and more people come to understand OSS and how they can benefit from it, making your case for contributing gets easier and easier... but it still needs to be done.

OK, I've convinced the boss to let me contribute. Now I need to figure out who at project Foo I should contact in order to talk about giving them the change. Believe it or not, this isn't always easy, especially if you're looking at a larger project with a number of maintainers. In that case, just figuring out who to talk to can take some time. Once you get past that, though, you have to figure out how you're going to contact them - finding email addresses for some maintainers is not a simple proposition.

Some projects bypass this sort of thing by having a bug system in place, where external users can file bug reports against a project, and include their code changes as a suggestion on how to solve the problem. While this solves the initial contact problem in a lot of cases, it can raise it's own problems. Some projects have bug databases, but don't allow just anyone to file bugs in them. Other project have bug databases that apparently go largely unused - submitting a bug there is something like tossing a random pebble into a bottomless pit. It will be a long, long time before anybody even notices it's there.

In any case, you hit the next problem - communication. Whether it's by email, or a mailing list, or a web forum, or comments in a bug tracking database, you've got to interact with the people who maintain the project. You;ve got to convince them that the bug you've fixed is, indeed, a bug. Unless you're really skilled or lucky, or your change is truly trivial, you'll probably end up modifying your contribution at least a little bit - to match the programming style of the project, to clean up some code that Joe Developer didn't feel comfortable with, to add some comments and/or documentation of your changes... whatever. You're probably going to end up going back and forth a couple of times, even if you tried hard to get all those things right in the first place.

Not to mention that you're probably going to be asked to work agains the latest and greatest version (head of line) of the code for project Foo. You may have fixed a bug in Foo 1.0, but they're getting ready to release Foo 1.1. The changes you made to Foo 1.0 may require some reworking in order to fit in with the other changes that have already gone in to make Foo 1.1 possible. And if project Foo has a complicated build process, it may take you a while just to get to the point where you can build the old, buggy software yourself.

Overall, though, working against head of line isn't all that hard. However, before someone will accept your code, they probably want some reassurance that you've actually, you know, tested it. Depending on the bug, the software, and the environment it needs in order to run, that may mean anything from "run this command, and you'll see that it's fixed" to "Setting upa virtual machine, installing and configuring a base operating system, installing and configuring support software, and then getting it into precisely the right state to show that it doesn't crash now when it used to crash before."

So. Identify problem. Generate a fix. Convince boss to let you give it back. Locate maintainers. Convince maintainers that there is a bug. Submit suggested changes. Set up a build environment to build the new software with your changes. Set up a test environment to verify that your changes fix your problem, and don't create new ones. Get feedback on your changes. Change your changes, then change the changes to your changes, until everyone is satisfied with what you've got. Contribute change to the project, and bask in the glow of a job well done.

As you can see, there's actually a lot of work that goes on after the "generate a fix" step. Remember that the next time you're wondering why "someone doesn't just fix it" - the real fix is just the first step in a long process. If you're a project maintainer, ask yourself what you can do to help minimize that time and effort commitment on the part of those who really want to contribute.

Then bask in the glow of a job well done.

A Battle of Wills

A friend of mine at church last night was telling me a story about her son. They had gone over to Grandmas house for a visit, and he decided that he was going to play with one of Grandma's artificial flower arrangements. This, despite the fact that Mama and Gradma had made it clear that those flowers were off limits. We have a saying in our house that codifies these myriad types of rules - "Is it yours? No? Then don't mess with it!"

That day, when he first touched the flowers, Mama corrected him and made it clear that yes, the flowers were still off-limits. No touching! This young man wasn't one to take "No!" for an answer, though. He persisted in his attempts to play with the flowers again.. and again… and again.

After a few more attempts, and repeated corrections and admonitions, he was an absolute wreck - crying, sobbing, and shaking.

Not in remorse. In rage.

Twenty-three times, my friend told me. She kept count. Twenty-three times he tried to do what he was told not to do; twenty-three times he went for those stupid flowers. By the end of it all, he wasn't even trying to play with them any longer. Mama would correct him, tell him no… and he would gather himself, look at her, and then reach out a hand to give the flowers the lightest little touch.

What had started out being about the flowers had devolved into a battle of wills. Come hell or high water, that little boy was going to assert his will in the situation. It was no longer about playing with the flowers, it was all about him looking his mother in the eye and letting her know that what she wanted didn't matter. He was going to do this.

Which brings us to health care reform.

Now, I'm not implying that our representatives in the house and Senate are like disobedient, petulant, whiny little children. As the saying goes, that would be an insult to whiny little kids.

What I do see, however, is the same sort of battle of wills that my friend faced with her son. The House and Senate are desperately trying to find a way - some way, any way - to pass the health care legislation that they crafted late last year. The matter has progressed so far, in fact, that it is no longer about health care at all. Our representatives are unwilling to back off, to reflect, to revisit, to do anything except push the existing legislation forward.

Democrats have already started resigning over the issue. Oh, they may say it's for another reason, and claim that correlation is not causation - but there are an awful lot of career politicians who have decided not to even try and run for re-election next year. Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has made it clear that she's willing to pay any price, including sacrificing her party's majority in the House and Senate, in order to see this bill passed.

The "health care debate" is no longer a debate, and it has been a long time since it was about health care. It has devolved into a battle of wills; and for that reason alone, if no other, the current health care bill needs to die. The House and Senate are our elected representatives. They are our civil servants in the political system, whether or not they like it, and whether or not they agree, they are there to shape our federal government accruing to our wills, not theirs.

The American people have made it abundantly clear that the current health care reform bills are off limits. Yet, once again, our members of Congress are gathering themselves, and preparing to push forward legislation that their constituents clearly do not want. Once again, once again, Congress is preparing to look the people they claim to represent in the eye, and tell them "Not your will, but mine."

Once more, they have made it abundantly clear that this is no longer about health care reform, but is instead a battle of wills… and this is a battle of wills that we, the people, dare not loose.

More evidence of the vast conspiracy

No, not the vast right-wing conspiracy. Nor the vast left-wing conspiracy. Pfft. Conspiracies? They hardly rise to the level of grade-school playground clubs.

No, I'm talking about a conspiracy of unimaginable depth. One that will, eventually, shake the foundations of the world and result in a new symbol of unimaginable nightmare... one that will become a universal icon of fear for a thousand generations to come.

I'm speaking, of course, of the Gormogons and the coming Hello Kitty apocalypse.

Witness here, for the first time, as the weapons of the New Hello Kitty Hegemony are revealed:

Actually, that's kind of cute.

Seriously, though - get on the good side of the conspiracy now. While you still can.