Happy Birthday, John

Tolkien rocks.
In 1938, some months after the initial publication of The Hobbit, J. R. R. Tolkien and his British publisher, Stanley Unwin, opened talks with Rütten & Loening, a Berlin-based publishing house who were keen to translate the novel for the German market. All was going well until, in July, they wrote to Tolkien and asked for proof of his Aryan descent.
As you might imagine, that was not exactly something that Mr. Tolkien was happy about...

Dingy Harry Reid

I know what you're thinking. "Did he flip flop six times, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself.  But being as this is a session of the United States Senate, the most powerful legislative body in the world, and would tax you into poverty without even breathing hard, you've got to ask yourself one question:  Do I feel lucky?  Well, do ya, peon?

The longest-running comedy in America is not “The Simpsons,” “Cheers” or “M*A*S*H*” — but Congress. Take the Senate (please!), where Democrats are trying to curb the use of the filibuster...
"For people to suggest that you can break the rules to change the rules is un-American” Reid fumed in 2005. “To change a rule in the Senate rules to break a filibuster still requires 67 votes. You can’t do it with 60. You certainly cannot do it with 51. . . . It is illegal. It is wrong, you can’t do it. . . . It is very un-American.”
Yet that, hilariously, is precisely what he plans to do now.
You see, he was for the filibuster before he was against the filibuster.

In any case, it's nice to see that Mr. Reid has finally gotten in touch with his inner totalitarian and can finally admit to himself, and us, that he's an un-American, mindless jerk.


Oh, The Weather Outside Is Frightful

So let's make something with it, shall we?
With Christmas now over and the dates for New Year’s coming full speed ahead comes the briskness of Winter. Of course the snow sports are abound and there are so many things to be done around this time – Jingyuetan National Forest in the Jilin Province’s annual ice festival is finally here for a limited time.
 Some fascinating pictures.  I wish there were more of them.  Oh, wait - there are!  Thank you, Google!

When Names Are Outlawed...

... then only outlaws will have names.

15-year-old is suing the Icelandic state for the right to legally use the name given to her by her mother.
Nope.  Not the Onion. 
Like a handful of other countries, including Germany and Denmark, Iceland has official rules about what a baby can be named... Parents can take from the list or apply to a special committee that has the power to say yea or nay.
I would really like to make a joke about this, but... I just can't manage it.  The idea of a government so pervasive and controlling that it can decide whether or not you get to keep your name makes me want to vomit.

I'm going to call this the "Light Breeze" test, after the young Ms. Eidsdottir.  If you fail to find this sort of thing absolutely repugnant, then I doubt you will be able to function in anything resembling a sane society.  For instance, one where the government can't make you a criminal because of your name.

Paging Mr. Kafka

The Paradox That Prevents Courts from Enforcing the Constitution
A federal judge says that contradictory laws permit Obama 'to proclaim as perfectly lawful' actions that seem unconstitutional 'on their face.'
... 
In her courtroom, The New York Times argued that the Obama Administration should be forced to release the legal justification it relies on when it engages in secret, extrajudicial killings...
So far, President Obama has refused to release that legal reasoning, as prepared by the Office of Legal Counsel. He is effectively denying us the ability to know what laws we live under, and stifling an informed debate about whether the powers he is exercising are in fact proper.
You know, the federal government isn't just running a fiscal deficit; it's got a real problem with a trust deficit as well.

You asked for it, you got it.  Enjoy your police state, folks.

Line? What Line?

Via Shall Not Be QuestionedHi Cap and Assault Weapons Ban Pass Committee in Illinois:
This is moving fast...
There will be a floor vote on these issues as early as tomorrow. HB1263 (assault weapons ban) and HB 815 (magazine ban) have been passed out of committee and will be brought to the floor for a general vote by tomorrow morning. As written, the ban will outlaw not only most rifles and shotguns used for hunting and sporting purposes, but also most handguns used for home and self defense.
This doesn't just cross the line.  It blows past it, doing 120 MPH, waving a beer can out the window.

Happy Birthday To Me

Forty-four years on this earth.  I suppose that, by some measures, that might make me an old man.  Old-ish, at least.  Which may explain why I found Bob Owens' account of tyrants and dangerous old men an unexpected birthday treat...

The proximate, immediate cause of the first American Revolutionary War was an attempt to capture powder and shot, cannon, and community food stores that supplied not just the organized militia of their day immortalized as the “Minutemen,” but the unorganized militia of those too young, too old, and too female to be part of the organized militia of their day. These were the “alarm listers.” 
The youngest of the estimated 14,000 that turned out against the Regulars that April morning and fired shots was just 13 years old. The oldest man to fight that fateful day was an alarm-lister named Samuel Whittemore, a 78-year-old veteran of three American wars in the King’s service. 
While Lord Percy’s relief column attempted to link up with Regular forces under attack by colonial militias, Whittemore set up behind a low stone wall near his home and attacked the 47th Regiment of Foot by himself.

Read the whole thing, as they say.  I have to admit that I am proud to share a name with Mr. Whittemore.  After all, you can always trust a Sam.  Well, a Sam who is willing to put himself between you and those who would harm you, in any case.

I do want to note one more passage, where Bob makes an excellent point, and one that bears repeating:
The Second Amendment of the United States was never written to protect hunting or target shooting. It was written by men who had just fought a successful armed revolution against the most advanced military of their day, and who wanted to ensure that future generations would be armed with weapons of contemporary military utility in order to stand against the day that once more, tyrants would attempt to consolidate power and lord over the people as their betters.
 Tread carefully, indeed.


One Man, Many Memories

Carl Hughes wrote the slogan for Kennywood's Kiddieland -- the one that reads "The most beautiful music in the world is the sound of children laughing."
In the five-plus decades that he worked at Kennywood -- rising from part-time publicity assistant to president and chairman of the board -- Mr. Hughes worked tirelessly to make his words come true.
"He was the man who truly created Kennywood," said Harry Henninger, who retired as Kennywood's chief executive officer when the park was sold in 2008. "He made it his mission to make it a much greater place, and he achieved it."
If you're not a Pittsburgh native, it's kind of difficult to get across the idea of how significant Kennywood was to all of yinzers growing up.  To this day, there are certain sights, sounds, and smells - hot bearing grease, in particular - that immediately transports me from wherever I am, back to hot summer days and cool summer nights filled with roller coasters, friends, family and fun.

"He really took Kennywood from just a little -- kind of dirty -- park into one that was envied by park owners around the world," Ms. Rosemeyer said. "That was his goal, to make it the finest traditional amusement park anywhere."
It boggles my mind to think that so many wonderful memories were the result of one man's passion.

Encore! Encore!

Mark Steyn rips into David Gregory and his defenders:
David Gregory intended to demonstrate on "Meet The Press" what he regards as the absurdity of America's lax gun laws. Instead, he's demonstrating the ever-greater absurdity of America's non-lax laws... 
To Howard Kurtz & Co, it's "obvious" that Gregory didn't intend to commit a crime. But, in a land choked with laws, "obviousness" is one of the first casualties – and "obviously" innocent citizens have their "obviously" well-intentioned actions criminalized every minute of the day. Not far away from David Gregory, across the Virginia border, 11-year-old Schylar Capo made the mistake of rescuing a woodpecker from the jaws of a cat and nursing him back to health for a couple of days. For her pains, a federal Fish & Wildlife gauleiter accompanied by state troopers descended on her house, charged her with illegal transportation of a protected species, issued her a $535 fine, and made her cry. Why is it so "obvious" that David Gregory deserves to be treated more leniently than a sixth-grader? Because he's got a TV show, and she hasn't?
The entire piece is full of win. 

Not Just Words

Way back in the mists of time, on May 19th, 1991, I received my commission in the United States Navy.  Before doing so, I had to take an oath of office.  That oath went as follows:
I, [name], do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God.
I have had some reasons to think about my oath recently.

Origin.  The current oath has remained unchanged since 1884.  The simple and direct core of the oath - to support the Constitution of the United States - actually dates from much earlier, having been established in 1789.  As such, the oath dates from the earliest days of the United States.

Purpose.  The purpose of the oath is to support and defend the Constitution of the United States.  Note that nothing is said of the Congress, the President, the States, or any other individual, group, or organization.  As far as the oath is concerned, the Constitution - the primary law of the land - is the only thing that matters.

Allegiance.  While the oath is administered by an individual, it is never sworn to that individual.  In fact, it is not sworn to any individual, group, or institution.  The oath is is one of obedience to the rule of law - the Constitution itself.

Duration.  Indeterminate.  As the Wikipedia article on the United States Uniformed Oath of Office explains, "The oath is for an indeterminate period; no duration is specifically defined."  In other words, this is not an oath to be taken in haste, or renounced lightly.  It is an open-ended commitment that is specifically not linked to the duration of time served in any particular office.

There are about 1.5 million men and women serving in the United States military.  There are an order of magnitude more veterans - about 22 million, according to the VA.  That's roughly 10% of the population who have at one point in their life solemnly sworn that they would be willing to lay down their life, if needed, in order to preserve the Constitution.

As  Leonidas said, "Μολὼν λαβέ".  A phrase that I think applies whether you are speaking of my guns, my speech, or my worship; or my Constitution.

And I do not think that I am alone.